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It seems that Agent Phinelipy has been telling secret information to the robins. She was seen with my very own eyes, crossing the boundary between 5th street, which is the border between the pigeons and the robin's territory. I have talked with the agent and she admitted that she actually was spying on the robins to see what they were planning. She then gave us some very useful information about what the robins, cardinals, and watermelons are up to. Because she gave us all this wonderful information, we couldn't exactly charge Phinelipy for a crime, so she is on probation for spying on the enemy without orders. But, I have learned from anonymous sources that Phinelipy was seen conversing with the robins. She will be put on trial shortly (further notices will be posted) and charged with treason. |
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Agent FluffyPickles
This is peanut news but we find that it might be connected with Phinelipy. Agent Fluffypickles the peanut was supposedly out one night (the following is a likely guess of what happened) and saw Agent Phinelipy the pigeon flying towards enemy territory. Fluffypickles, not wanting to get into trouble, asks where Phinelipy is going. Phinelipy, seeing that someone had spotted her, flew down and tried to eat Fluffypickles. Maybe Phinelipy knew that all peanuts contain explosives and thought that she could keep it from exploding or maybe she forgot in her moment of crisis. Either way, Fluffypickles was severely injured. Phinelipy, we noticed, came home the following night with many scorched spots on her feathers and a story claiming that she had gotten into a fight with a cardinal and then there came a big storm which set a house on fire, etc. Very suspicious........... |
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